To announce that there must be no criticism of the president—right or wrong—is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. —Harlan Ellison
Children should feel loved because they exist, not because they’ve behaved in a certain way. —Julie A., M.A. Ross and Judy Corcoran,
Joint Custody with a Jerk: Raising a Child with an Uncooperative Ex, 2011
When I walk into my kitchen today, I am not alone. Whether we know it or not, none of us is. We bring fathers and mothers and kitchen tables, and every meal we have ever eaten. Food is never just food. It’s also a way of getting at something else: who we are, who we have been, and who we want to be. —Molly Wizenberg
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. —Victor Borge
As one approaches the end, one begins to see life as it truly is. —Hercule Poroit
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. —Edward Abbey
This life gets bitterly cold. Sometimes you just need to cling to the person that you can claw your way out of the dark with. —Chris Dingess
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
I don’t care what anybody says about Ringo. I cut my rock-n-roll teeth listening to him.