Category: Quote of the day

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that. —Pat Paulson

When I’m not hitting, I don’t hit nobody. But, when I’m hitting, I hit anybody. —Willie Mays

U.S. Government propaganda tries to give the impression that aerial bombardment achieves near-surgical accuracy, so that military targets can be

Obsessions and fixations are not really my field. All I know, when the mind really grabs hold of something, look out. —Martin Sage and Sybil Adelman, Northern Exposure, The Bumpy Road to Love, 1991

At Harvard, you don’t major. You concentrate.
—Gram Parsons

I wish they’d had electric guitars in the cotton fields back in the good old days. A whole lot of things would’ve been straightened out.
—Jimi Hendrix

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
—Michael Pritchard

If you ever saw a cat and a dog eating out of the same plate, you can bet your ass it was the cat’s food. —Congressman William Clay

You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it. —Malcom X

In a December 19, 1972, telephone call, President Richard M. Nixon told Attorney General Richard G. Kleindienst to relay this message to NFL commissioner Pete Rozelle just days before a Washington Redskins playoff game. Incredibly, the next day