For the Love of Words — Part 2

Welcome back and prepare yourself for some more points to ponder from the far side of life.

  1. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
  2. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
  3. When chemists die, they barium.
  4. I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
  5. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
  6. I couldn’t figure out why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit me.
  7. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

  10 comments for “For the Love of Words — Part 2

  1. April 17, 2018 at 3:10 PM

    Must continue…to number…3

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  2. April 16, 2018 at 7:28 AM

    Okay Allen…I just can’t help sharing this one I heard in a doctor’s office. “Did you hear about the Frenchman with a bladder infection. His name, Piere.

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  3. April 15, 2018 at 11:52 AM

    Hysterical, well done.

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    • April 15, 2018 at 11:54 AM

      Thanks, Sally. It’s nice to have friends who enjoy the written word.
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  4. April 15, 2018 at 8:26 AM

    You got me laughing with these Allan. 😀

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    • April 15, 2018 at 11:41 AM

      Thanks, Cee. We can certainly use a chuckle or two these days.
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  5. April 15, 2018 at 6:28 AM

    Word bliss.

    janet

    Liked by 1 person

  6. April 15, 2018 at 5:10 AM

    Number Four made me laugh, particularly. Who says language doesn’t live and adapt?

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