Welcome back and prepare yourself for some more points to ponder from the far side of life.
- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
- England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
- I couldn’t figure out why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit me.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.