For the Love of Words — Part 1

Last week a friend of mine sent me a list of “groaners” and over the next few days I will share them with you.

If you love words, prepare to have that emotion put to a challenge.

  1. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
  2. Police were summoned to a day-care center where a three-year old was resisting a rest.
  3. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
  4. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
  5. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
  6. I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
  7. Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

  10 comments for “For the Love of Words — Part 1

  1. April 17, 2018 at 3:06 PM

    So far so good. On to number 2.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. April 15, 2018 at 6:20 AM

    Of course I love them. One of my favorite nonfiction books is “Anguished English” by Richard Lederer, which is full of hilarious word play and misuse. Thanks for the wonderful start to my morning, Allan, and I saw in my reader that there’s a part 2 as well. Hurrrah!

    janet

    Liked by 1 person

  3. April 14, 2018 at 1:37 PM

    What begins with e and ends with e but only contains one letter?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    EnvelopE!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. April 14, 2018 at 12:15 PM

    Haha, Allan. These are right up my alley. Thanks for the smile. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

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