Don’t stare at an orange juice can just because it says “concentrate”. —Unknown
Q: Can February march?
A: No. But April may.
Q: What does a mermaid wear to Math class?
A: An algae-bra.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.