Punny You Should Ask

Don’t stare at an orange juice can just because it says “concentrate”. —Unknown

Q: Can February march?
A: No. But April may.

Q: What does a mermaid wear to Math class?
A: An algae-bra.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

  7 comments for “Punny You Should Ask

  1. February 7, 2018 at 3:33 PM

    The first pun killed me 🙂

  2. February 1, 2018 at 6:29 PM

    Love ’em, Allan, especially the orange juice one.


    • February 2, 2018 at 7:22 AM

      It sounds like something Steven Wright would say.

  3. February 1, 2018 at 9:36 AM


  4. Sue
    February 1, 2018 at 7:36 AM

    Oh, groan! My father would have liked these….

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