For the Love of Words — Part 4

All good things eventually come to an end, and so does this series. I hope that the Lexophiles out there have enjoyed themselves. If you have an example of one of these quips, please share it with us in the Comment section below.

  1. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
  2. He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
  3. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.
  4. A bicycle can’t stand alone. It’s just two tired.
  5. When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.
  6. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
  7. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
  8. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

  11 comments for “For the Love of Words — Part 4

  1. April 17, 2018 at 3:15 PM

    Jokes aside, I love this kind of stuff. Thanks for sharing and keep them coming 😉

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  2. April 17, 2018 at 1:07 PM

    Ditto all my previous comments on the first three series. That last one made me laugh…and think of Dan Ackroyd doing his plumber or electrician skit on SNL.

    janet

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    • April 17, 2018 at 2:59 PM

      I forgot about that skit until now. You have a good memory.
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      • April 17, 2018 at 3:21 PM

        I never saw many episodes even back then (and none since then), but I remember that one, as well as the killer bees and family with the big posteriors always trying to sit on the same couch. 🙂 Oh, yes, and the coneheads and Rosanne Rosannadana (not sure about the spelling of her name.)

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        • April 17, 2018 at 4:34 PM

          How about the Minkman company’s Bag Of Glass children’s toy? It’s worth a Google search.
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  3. April 17, 2018 at 5:51 AM

    Ah, pity. I hated it but loved this series so much. Thanks for sharing.

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    • April 17, 2018 at 8:21 AM

      It’s not the end, it’s only the beginning. Go out and make some of your own (and share them with us).
      Ω

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  4. April 17, 2018 at 4:45 AM

    The upholstery machine….. I’ll be telling that one today!

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